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            <title>Hentai Chick Needs A Diddlin</title>
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            <description>You're the diddler.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 05:41:12 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Hunter Moore Under FBI Investigation</title>
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            <description>&amp;quot;Is Anyone Up&amp;quot; has officially gone bye bye.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 05:23:35 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Christmas Lesbians Do Dirty Things In May</title>
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            <description>I would say &amp;quot;someone should buy them a calender&amp;quot; but eh well I was entertained...Happy fucking whatever.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 10:25:49 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Toolbags Shouldn't Own Fast Cars</title>
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            <description>See Exhibit A</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 10:15:45 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>What...The....Fuck</title>
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            <description>O_o</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 11:51:01 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Jizz Fail of Epic Proportions </title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=15608&amp;title=Jizz+Fail+of+Epic+Proportions+&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>Dude pulls out and &amp;quot;accidentally&amp;quot; nuts on his own face.</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 11:48:01 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>I'm Back, Here's Some Gore</title>
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            <description>Yesiree Bob</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:33:16 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Headed to Bulgaria For a Few Days</title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=15606&amp;title=Headed+to+Bulgaria+For+a+Few+Days&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>You know le drill, posts go barren when I'm gone because stile or any quietly lurking moderators*cough*Madprofessor13*cough* don't love you guys enough to share anything, so here's a link dump: 

You'd think someone with enough money to buy an Audi R8 w</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 18:16:15 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Civilian Plane Vanishes Mid-Flight</title>
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            <description>&amp;quot;The Sukhoi Superjet-100 took off from Jakarta's Halim Perdanakusuma Airport at 2:21 p.m. (0721 GMT).

It dropped off the radar 21 minutes later near the Salak mountain range, after the crew asked air traffic control for permission to descend from 10,00</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 14:32:30 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Would You Hit It?</title>
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            <description>With a stick.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 09:04:44 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>She Can't Take Teh Rocco Buttsechs</title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=15603&amp;title=She+Can%27t+Take+Teh+Rocco+Buttsechs&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>Quitter.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 08:57:47 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Octomom Doing Masturbation Video</title>
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            <description>Down on her luck and desperate for cash.  Soon as the vid surfaces I say we all have a synchronized unifap based on principle.</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 05:46:53 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Subway Fuckings</title>
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            <description>Oh you spunky kids.</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 05:43:12 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Throwback Movie Time</title>
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            <description>In honor of the kickassness that is The Avengers(which I am about to view for the second incredible time), I present to you Captain America's first appearance on the big screen some two decades ago.  Holy jeebums Marvel films have come a loooong way.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 16:11:10 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Le Human Pretzel</title>
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            <description>Hey maybe he was lucky enough to die instantly.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 15:12:26 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>The Reason </title>
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            <description>Do you want to know the horrifying truth?</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 15:10:41 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Bionic Eye Restores Sight to Blind</title>
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            <description>Sweet I want one with a laser in it like Kano in Mortal Kombat.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 08:19:04 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>What's Worse Than Getting Caught With A Tranny Whore?</title>
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            <description>Answer: Getting your ass kicked by one.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 08:10:03 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>A Prolapsed Uterus</title>
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            <description>Holy fuck.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 05:24:19 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Woman Cuts Man's Testes Out</title>
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            <description>He will never be the same.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 05:22:56 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Freedom Tower Time Lapse</title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=15593&amp;title=Freedom+Tower+Time+Lapse&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>Stupid argumentative politics and nonsense finally aside One World Trade Center is shaping up rather nicely I must say.  It gets topped off this summer...I love my city ...Jihad Joe can suck it.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 05:14:13 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Needle Nipples Nelly</title>
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            <description>Fap?</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 05:06:36 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>One Hell of an Ass Tattoo</title>
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            <description>Yes it's on a naked woman.</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 05:17:45 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Human Speed Bump</title>
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            <description>Vroooooom......bounce!</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 05:16:06 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Buried Alive</title>
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            <description>Beheadings, gunfire, been there done that. Boredom breeds creativity.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 06:40:45 UTC</pubDate>
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