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            <title>People Lived With Dead Woman's Corpse For 2 Months</title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=11416&amp;title=People+Lived+With+Dead+Woman%27s+Corpse+For+2+Months&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>...and apparently they thought that praying would bring her back to life.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 04:33:28 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Nicole says </title>
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            <description>Nicole Zapruder says she's been &amp;quot;communicating with the dead since she was 4 years old.&amp;quot;  

People aren't disputing her ability; they're asking her not to share it online.  Nicole Zapruder insists she's restoring a forgotten knowledge, and that her tech</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:15:53 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Netherlanders Can Offer Us Something Other Than Weed</title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=11414&amp;title=Netherlanders+Can+Offer+Us+Something+Other+Than+Weed&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>Bob Ross impersonations!

Thought it was going to suck, but I chuckled instead.  That's right, chuckled.

Bonus: The $15 Million Dollar Jack-Off
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            <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 04:15:13 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Why you Shouldnt Drink too much next to the Train Tracks</title>
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            <description>Heres a Drunk who managed to lose his hand since he fell asleep on the train tracks. Nice job</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:21:34 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Italian Anal rape.</title>
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            <description>You know you'd do it.  Shes one of the hottest chicks i've seen.  Her 'acting' just makes my cock harder.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:20:30 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>The Essential Man's Library</title>
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            <description>For some of you, daily reading consists of perusing the nutrition facts on the back of the Fruity Pebbles box for the 5th time this week.  But I'm in this &amp;quot;collect as many books as you can to 
1) make people think your smart or 
2) force your kids to re</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:15:45 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Time Lapse Graffiti</title>
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            <description>Check it - 6:25</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:36:02 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>A planned genocide against African-Americans?</title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=11409&amp;title=A+planned+genocide+against+African-Americans%3F&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>I don't know about you, but it sounds to me like Congress is out to kill some black folks.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 23:31:18 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Top Ten On-Air Meltdowns Of All Time</title>
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            <description>Building on Bassism's post the other day , here are the top 10 on-air breakdowns ever.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 20:29:33 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Oliver's Jewelers</title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=11407&amp;title=Oliver%27s+Jewelers&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>You don't see these kinds of family owned businesses anymore.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 02:56:29 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>The Large Hadron Collider is Really Satan's Stargate</title>
            <link>http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=11406&amp;title=The+Large+Hadron+Collider+is+Really+Satan%27s+Stargate&amp;mode=nested&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0</link>
            <description>Freemasons, Scientists, same difference, right? right?!</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:28:49 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Child Trader Child Exchange Network </title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:26:00 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>1 Guy 1 Brush</title>
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            <description>I know the Interwebz has been flooded with spoofs of the &amp;quot;infamous&amp;quot; (read: tame) 2 girls 1 cup, but this one goes above and beyond, simply because you know he did it for the fame...

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            <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:24:28 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Trevor Talks to Kids</title>
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            <description>President Bush Masturbated In Front of President Bush</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:19:58 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Bill O'Reilly loses his shit</title>
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            <description>Great </description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 22:25:41 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Megan Fox Takes Her Top Off</title>
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            <description>Megan Fox just got a whole lot hotter. She's got some stickers over her nipples but you get the idea. This is from the set of her new movie 'Jennifer's Body' which will suck - except for the titties.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 15:54:37 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Deaf girl sex</title>
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            <description>Deaf girl likes the </description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:33:16 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Stupid bitch.</title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:32:32 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Inside A Family-Run Sex Club</title>
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            <description>For owning a sex club in San Francisco, these folks are pretty fucking normal.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 21:02:07 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Blogwars vs. Blog Wars</title>
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            <description>Apparently theres a new book entitled Blog Wars: The New Political Battleground, featured on the Daily Show.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 05:24:48 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Stephen Colbert Talks to a Space Station Astronaut</title>
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            <description>Hit up the link and check out the video at the bottom of the page.  Killer stuff!</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 02:38:08 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>white slut, black cocks</title>
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            <description>amazing that she can take these dicks considering their size. makes me feel like i'm hung like a baby :(</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 00:36:09 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Zero Trooper F</title>
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            <description>A good student film.  No really.  And completely free of any resolution whatsoever.  It's just stuff that happens.  In jet fighters!</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 23:42:57 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>This Is the Worst Thing I Have Ever Seen</title>
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            <description>.........</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:10:49 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>Men become impotent because of...</title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:40 UTC</pubDate>
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