INTO THE UNIVERSE w/ Stephen Hawking
Posted by: Disregarding_Law Topic: TV Thursday, May 06 @ 09:00PM EST [681 reads]
sixstitches writes: "Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking is an epic new kind of cosmology series, a Planet Earth of the heavens. It takes the world's most famous scientific mind and sets it free, powered by the limitless possibilities of computer animation. Hawking gives us the ultimate guide to the universe, a ripping yarn based on real science, spanning the whole of space and time -- from the nature of the universe itself, to the chances of alien life, and the real possibility of time travel."
I don’t know about all that but I think it’s one of the better shows on TV.
Mmmmm.. Cake.
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: TV Thursday, March 18 @ 01:16PM EST [1523 reads]
Don't ask me, man. I'm fucking lost. Jump.
Actually, you know that fat guy from lost? (First guy in the vid, Brainiac) That motherfucker has been fat for a really long time. Does he want to lose weight? Or does he stay fat because he fits a hollywood niche for being that size? When do you say enough is enough and go for that gastric bypass? I mean, here's a fat guy who probably eats a lot of cake being humiliated by having to endorse cake. That's like making a heroin addict the spokesman for Oneida. "Best spoon for the money! Trust me, I know a thing or two about spoons." Whackety schmackety dooooo.
However.... if this is a leaked copy of a portion of a future Portal 2 commercial.... then this is a triumph. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.
World's best butt in French TV.
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: TV Wednesday, March 17 @ 11:21PM EST [1460 reads]
Juliako writes: Enjoy. There should be a new topic for The French, no?
essequemodeia's note: Cute how the french are arrogant enough to decide only they can select the world's greatest butt. Still, it is my professional opinion that this ass will start a worldwide religion that will eventually merge with the north-east American Shakers, such that Shaking That Ass will become the world's sweatiest religion. I see it being huge in Brazil and Argentina. Oh, and by the way, the Shakers are celibate. Frowndy face! :(
Best Commercial Ever! - Renault Clio 98'
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: TV Thursday, February 11 @ 11:02AM EST [1939 reads]
cojo writes: Jump [ed. When was the last time you treated yourself to some quality brandy and a Cuban cigar? Never? Havana Pete wants your business and your daughter's butthole. Kindly oblige.]
essequemodeia's note: Hey asshole, would it kill you to add a fucking description?
It's Always Twisted in Charlie's Head
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: TV Tuesday, November 03 @ 02:13PM EST [960 reads]
Do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? If your answer is no, I also want to know why you're such a throbbing, tumbling dickweed. Here's a seven minute compilation of Charlie, possibly the best part of the show. He sleeps on a fold-out sofa next to Danny Devito, he crams cat food at night so he can fall asleep, and he works as a janitor in a run down bar. Pretty much awesome, right? Green Man's alter ego is a hoot.
essequemodeia's note:Here is a link for one of my favorite episodes. Check it out.
essequemodeia's note: I thought $1 to myself, same as Gay. On a side note, could you imagine introducing yourself to people by saying "Hello, I'm Gay."
New Auto-Tune The News
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: TV Friday, May 29 @ 11:47PM EST [1506 reads]
Yeah fuck you, I'm at home on a friday night. Shoot me full of drugs or fun, your choice. Were it my choice i'd be playing kickball down by the school yard with Mr. Jones. He was such a great teacher. So strong, yet understanding. Mr. Jones would never let his personal shame leak into the groundwater diaspora.
Auto-Tune The News
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: TV Thursday, May 28 @ 05:44PM EST [1902 reads]
I love this shit. I think it's brilliant. Well, even though this is the weakest Auto-Tune the News they've done so far. That guy beside Katie Couric with the short beard is just a creepy child-molester, man. Jump.
You're Fucking Out, I'm Fucking In
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: TV Friday, April 03 @ 11:45AM EST [1523 reads]
If you can't afford better channels like Showtime and HBO, then you probably don't deserve to jump and enjoy the hilarity that is Kenny Powers. So just go away for there is nothing for you here, shoe shiner. I said leave! I'm out.
Have they left yet? Dude, awesome. I know you love Eastbound and Down, so rock out on this choice selection of Kenny Powers listening to Kenny Powers narrating his own memoirs narrated by Kenny Powers. Fuck dude. Because in a perfect world, suck my dick.
essequemodeia's note: If there's one thing I hate it's losing. If there's two things I hate it's losing and getting cancer.
Two Sexy Super Bowl Ads NBC Refused to Air!
Posted by: sra2ssgt Topic: TV Wednesday, February 04 @ 02:30AM EST [1010 reads]
Destiny writes: Budweiser launched a complicated promo requiring an SMS message to obtain the secret code for a two-minute web-only video about porn and beer. But fortunately, someone's uploaded the whole thing onto YouTube.
Also on YouTube? PETA's "too sexy for TV" ad promising that "vegetarians have better sex."
