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Monday Wank Event
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Porn
Monday, August 28 @ 03:46PM EST [12288 reads] |
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Angel Dark really makes my dick hard. In fact I have a thing for Russian, Czech, all those chicks, man. I hear you can hire a prostitute in Moscow for like 10 bucks a day. I'd get like 10 of them and live like a king for a few weeks, just have them scratch my back and tickle my balls. Wouldn't even fuck them. I'd bring all my laundry on the flight and put them to work. These cunts would be begging me to marry them and take them back to America, where we are mighty and have powerful weapons. But no, a prostitute you are and a prostitute you will remain.
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Re: Monday Wank Event
by MrElectricOcean on Monday, August 28 @ 04:49PM EST
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essequemodeia, you're a classy guy. |
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Re: Monday Wank Event
by PimpitySnicket on Monday, August 28 @ 05:28PM EST
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Nice... Gonna rub one out before class tonight...
$10 a day? And people there actually get married? |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by owenlars2 on Monday, August 28 @ 05:38PM EST
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no one in russia gets married. they ahve to come to america first then they get married and become citizens. it is a slow process but soon all hot russian chicks will be in america. and they will all be divorced.
on a completely unrelated note: do chicks dig naired dicks? recently all the new porn i have seen the guys have had those bald cocks. this probably makes me sound really gay.....i am going to stop now while i am ahead. |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by bakka on Monday, August 28 @ 06:17PM EST
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Some chicks request it, others think you're a fag. Trim the bush, shave the balls, pleases em both. |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by NiggaHatingDolphin on Tuesday, August 29 @ 12:10AM EST
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Ive never enjoyed pubes so I've always gone clean shaven. That and if you're pounding a chick and either of you have pubes it sounds like youre humping a head of lettuce...big turn off =/ |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by crapcat on Tuesday, August 29 @ 12:55AM EST
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i like both shaved too, but because there's less chance of "rug burn" from having pubic hair chaffed against the dong. Can go longer without having to worry about cock damage. |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by ElbertAinstein on Tuesday, August 29 @ 03:36AM EST
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What sort of wire haired bitches have you apparently been fucking? Even without a condom- fucking for the fourth time in a night where your cock is swollen to twice it's size- the skin is tenderised from previous pounding- you go at it for a long time and don't end up cumming because you have no energy left or feeling in your cock- I have never had "rug burn" from a woman's pubes.
P.S. I realise you were probably being sarcastic (or you're a virgin), but I just wanted to recount that story. |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by NiggaHatingDolphin on Tuesday, August 29 @ 06:00AM EST
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rofl good visual, rug burn wouldn't be a problem but I only bang bitches with shaved or better pussies. I guess I'm missing out on good "muff" but its just a yuck turn off.
One time in highschool this girl came over and she wanted to fool around, we were getting into it and I slid my hand down her pants finding a fucking bush big enough to be trimmed with hedge clippers. I immediatly stopped and just said "Shave, or go home." she left after hastily putting her clothes on. |
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Re: Monday Wank Event
by oddun on Monday, August 28 @ 07:16PM EST
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Nice.
Anyone else noticed that these eastern european chicks don't give a fuck about getting banged in their arse, then having it whacked straight back into their pussy?
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Re: Monday Wank Event
by Bucknchuck on Monday, August 28 @ 09:03PM EST
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Yup, she's phenomenal - probably because she's been fucking since she was 11. |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by djdollarbill on Monday, August 28 @ 09:39PM EST
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The bacterial infections these whores must get must be horrible. Having a shit-soaked cock poked in yer 'gina and then your mouth (repeat) must do wonders for your health. I don't care if they enima before a scene...ain't nothing sexy about poop. If you wouldn't stick yer naked cock in a pile of dog shit, then you shouldn't be sticking it in some whore's dumper. |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by NiggaHatingDolphin on Tuesday, August 29 @ 06:03AM EST
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I thought that same thing too and I asked a friend of mine, he's actually a gay porn star but he's one of those wimpy looking fags so I knew he was a taker without even asking. Anyhow I asked him about does he worry about bacteria like that and he said "The unwritten rule is if you don't want it put in your mouth get it out of your ass before-hand." So I guess the recievers do a lot of asshole prep before a shot. |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by wildhack on Tuesday, August 29 @ 07:14PM EST
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I read someplace that most porn sets have antibiotics on hand that they can give the girls... if they're on the antibiotics when they do a scene like that, they don't get infected by poop bacteria, or whatever nasties like chlamydia the male porn stars are carrying around. Or something.
In real life, going ass to pussy a really stupid maneuver, and will likely result in the woman having to get antibiotics from her doc... |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by spin on Wednesday, August 30 @ 07:50PM EST
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forgetting the health issues that all you med students are so painfully aware of
porn sometimes represents what we in the no constianed world might want to do.
imagine if you will for a second you were having sex with a fine looking ho' (thats nbk talk for woman)
you're pumping away at her pussy thoroughly enjoying it, you're not in a rush, humping good fun. today, for you sex is like a buffet table and you can taste anything your dirty mind might conjour up for you.
al little anal, just for a different feel on your swollen hard member, sure thing,
my that felt good, and now she's relaxed a bit from your constant pounding her ass is slackening off, that wet pussy looks pretty good for a taste again, sure why not, lets have it. wanna see her munch on your lunch, no problem, take it you dirty girl, I know you love it ( and of course she does).
This is no holds barred sex as we would want it. forget the scientific explainations why not, horny only thinks why. and thats what porn represents for you, what you would do if you could. what is your problem with that again? |
Re: Monday Wank Event
by djdollarbill on Friday, September 01 @ 11:35AM EST
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Unfrotunately, porn is an educational experience for most youth (it was for me in the 80's) and in today's world, young people have a lot more to learn from porn...most of it really disturbing and intended for mature adults who can understand and appreciate all of the things that they're not showing or the risks that the actors are taking. Growing up, porn showed me a few positions, it was cool to pull out and shoot a load on a chick's body and taught me that women should shave their snatch, but that was about it. Today. between scat and vomit and mutilation and stuffing and fisting, these kids must be all fucked up.
Oh well, where's the next post of a miget amputee getting fisted while puking on a pile of shit? |
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Re: Monday Wank Event
by Cunning_Linguist on Thursday, August 31 @ 03:29AM EST
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I enjoyed that commentary. Quite good. |
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