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Weekend Wank Fest
Posted by: stile Topic: Porn
Friday, September 23 @ 10:55PM EST [24564 reads] |
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Re: weekend wank fest
by Smacky on Saturday, September 24 @ 12:06AM EST
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Bow down before stiles pronz children, bow. |
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Re: weekend wank fest
by Disregarding_Law on Saturday, September 24 @ 12:48AM EST
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I...Love...You! |
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Re: weekend wank fest
by Doem on Saturday, September 24 @ 12:50AM EST
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damn, mandy tore up |
Re: weekend wank fest
by spin on Sunday, September 25 @ 08:40AM EST
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what do you mean tore up, I started downloading it and chcked the first 20 seconds and saw a chick that looked like a dude but with tits and canceled the load.
is the rest of it worth looking at?
or are you just trying to trick me into downloading another manly big faced trany film? |
Re: weekend wank fest
by Doem on Sunday, September 25 @ 08:51PM EST
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tore up as in ugly |
Re: weekend wank fest
by spin on Monday, September 26 @ 01:50AM EST
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the only cute one in this batch was the tiny girl, and she talked too much, way too much.
bring on the swedish exchange students please. |
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Re: weekend wank fest
by booniemook on Saturday, September 24 @ 02:02AM EST
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damn, all these chicks starting to look alike. is melissa a repeat?
too much porn, not enuf spermatogonia. i need to lay off stilemedia for a few days. but still much appreciated, you evil bastard. |
Re: weekend wank fest
by scottzcamaro on Saturday, September 24 @ 04:51AM EST
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wank on, wank off. |
Re: weekend wank fest
by pineapplecharm on Saturday, September 24 @ 08:41AM EST
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Melissa is indeed a repeat; I deleted it ages ago and was just missing her the other day. Not only is Stile a legend, he's psychic too.
(Stile, if you are re-posting old classics, how about that girl in the pool hall getting drilled by the dude with the massive wang you posted some time in 2001? That was awesome. I believe your words were, "This guy makes me feel like I'm hung like a three year-old. Not only is the girl he's banging beautiful but she really knows how to fuck.. watch out for part three when she starts to look seriously uncomfortable as he slams into her liver or some shit." Marvellous.)
Acutally, as I was looking through the archives for that (didn't find it) I was reminded of the good old days when there was an update almost every day, even if it was just Stile ragging on some poor sod with bad spelling who'd emailed in.. Remember Stile Gets Laid? Cam Girls That Didn't Make It? Man, those were good times. When was the last time we had a 'CONVICTED' pic on the front page? Those were always good for a schadenfreude laugh.
Some of the comments seem very dated now, for example:
These clips are from the Rocco movie called "True Anal Stories." God bless the brave young girl that gets sodomized in these clips. It's really quite interesting to watch as she screams out in pain when he sticks it in her ass. You can hear her farting a lot during the clips as well. I think the most degrading thing about these clips is when Rocco takes his dick out of her stretched and ripped asshole and sticks it in her mouth so she can taste her own shit-juices.
Good God, there actually was a time when even Stile was shocked by A2M!
So yeah Stile, how about that vid? If not the whole thing then maybe just the bit where he climbs off after doing her doggystyle and she says, "Fuck. Your dick. Is long!" That used to crack me up.
(And no, I didn't watch it ten thousand times; I just have a good memory for dialogue. No, really. Really, really..) |
Re: weekend wank fest
by ElbertAinstein on Saturday, September 24 @ 10:45AM EST
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The best was with Slim Whitman- intrepid field reporter. I'm pretty sure Dave Chappelle based his crack head character on the adventures of our man Slim.
Stile, if you would, go find that silly negro and sober him up enough to give us the good news. |
Re: weekend wank fest
by nbk on Saturday, September 24 @ 11:06AM EST
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haahha I think I remember that porno. I love the fact that other people have memories of old porn from years ago that they watched like me. |
Re: weekend wank fest
by pineapplecharm on Sunday, September 25 @ 01:46PM EST
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Actually don't bother.. it's all here [www.stileproject.com].
Stilemedia, mack1.wmv through to mack4.wmv
Marvellous. Brought a tear of nostalgia to my hog's eye.. |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by r_pyromaniac on Saturday, September 24 @ 05:04AM EST
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mmm, melissa is my new favorite. 4'11". pocket sized girls get me off! |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Galvatron on Saturday, September 24 @ 10:26AM EST
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I love that shit too, man. Tiny girls are always better in bed I find. Probably because you can move em around so much easier.
Stile, its about time you deserve this!
*Galvatron hands stile an energon treat*
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Case on Saturday, September 24 @ 11:26AM EST
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wtf? "Energon treat"?
*Case slaps Galvatron like a little bitch. -4 HP.*
homo. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Galvatron on Saturday, September 24 @ 01:50PM EST
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haha, listen to yourself... -4hp?
whos the homo?
Ignorance is bliss I guess, right? |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Case on Saturday, September 24 @ 09:06PM EST
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You didn't like the Hit Points reference? So you mean to say that you don't play RPG's, and say shit like that all the time? My mistake, I thought anybody who posts comments about "Energon treats" likely is a lonely D&D nerd as well. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by cold_sock on Sunday, September 25 @ 01:40AM EST
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shut up! both of you! |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by samisyosam on Saturday, September 24 @ 05:42PM EST
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If you don't stop making transformer references, I'm going to take a power drill and make you into something that even the goatse man would cringe at. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Galvatron on Saturday, September 24 @ 06:15PM EST
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Haha, thats pretty good. Goatse man is pretty damn gross.
I'm getting signals from both sides. I've gotten disappointment over not including one, and I've gotten annoyance over including too many.
Oh well, c'est la vie.
I have to ask, what bothers you about them so much that makes you want to commit a violent crime?
They're just words. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by glowinthedarkpain on Monday, September 26 @ 02:32AM EST
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...I would like an energon treat... |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by spin on Monday, September 26 @ 03:38AM EST
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you want it in a cup or direct from the fountain? |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by spin on Saturday, September 24 @ 06:40AM EST
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my my justina, what a manly face you have |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by spin on Saturday, September 24 @ 08:27AM EST
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a large manly face, i'm going to switch to one of the more feminine ones |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Theta on Saturday, September 24 @ 02:47PM EST
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gah, I just finished the DL. What the fuck is up with her eyes? They look like a scrotum. She needs an eye tuck or something. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by glowinthedarkpain on Saturday, September 24 @ 11:11PM EST
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Freak plasic surgery acident? Mixed up the eye tuck with a scrotal implant? |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by 44444 on Saturday, September 24 @ 06:41AM EST
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As always, thanks, Stile. |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by villain on Saturday, September 24 @ 06:44AM EST
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don't you guys know that masturbation is a sin?? your penises are all going to fall off, and you're going to spend all of eternity roasting in hell like a red chicken in a tandoori oven. afterwards satan is going to eat you with plenty of hotsauce and lemon like he was some greasy indian dude named buttjeet and then after a few hours he's going to shit you out of his johnny cash inspired burning ring of fire and then you're gonna get flushed down the toilet and end up in the ocean swimming with dolphins and mermaids. you'll probably end up as an extra in little mermaid IV so i guess in the end it's all good. keep on wanking in the free world. note: that means no americans - don't wanna get busted by the pron police. L to the OL. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by glowinthedarkpain on Saturday, September 24 @ 04:13PM EST
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What a magical fantasy world... |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by cold_sock on Sunday, September 25 @ 01:41AM EST
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johnny cash inspired burning ring of fire
hahahhahahahhahahahahahha!!! |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by simonious on Sunday, September 25 @ 09:13AM EST
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well i am glad i am agnostic. i think i will masterbate right now just to celebrate. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by spin on Monday, September 26 @ 01:53AM EST
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agnostic means you'll believe in a god if there is one, so what if there is actually a god, he'll be floating in your room along with all your dead relatives shaking their heads in disbelief as you masterbate fruiously, |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by glowinthedarkpain on Monday, September 26 @ 02:30AM EST
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O_o im never going to sleep again. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by simonious on Monday, September 26 @ 08:07AM EST
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Your right I chose the wrong word, I did mean atheist. But even if i was agnostic and not an atheist i would still masterbate until i had proof that god existed. Then i would just have to ask for forgiveness and still get in to heaven.
And if my relatives were floating round the room they would only be there to check out the porn i am watching. |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by WutDFuc on Saturday, September 24 @ 07:08AM EST
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We're already in hell and George Bush is satan. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by ICDeadPpl on Saturday, September 24 @ 08:12AM EST
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That was the blandest razz I've heard in a while. Think that gem up yourself? |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by ManSizeRooster on Saturday, September 24 @ 09:15AM EST
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Looks like Jenna has had some work done. Too bad. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by FLESHMOUTH on Saturday, September 24 @ 08:57PM EST
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What kind of work? I couldn't tell. |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by nighthold on Saturday, September 24 @ 09:39AM EST
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Hey, thanks for the up. Something to do in the wee hours now. I also have a request for a repost... its a video I havent seen in a long while and have been unable to find online. Girl named Fujiko (first words in the video are "My name is Fujiko, I am from Japan). |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by glowinthedarkpain on Saturday, September 24 @ 02:21PM EST
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Ha ha i remember that one, classic...the one where she gets boned by two men right? My kinda girl, but she only dose anal and blowjobs so it leaves me thinking that shes a TV. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by saucepan on Saturday, September 24 @ 04:26PM EST
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Come on man, get it right. She says, "My name is Fujiko, I from Japan." You gotta get the Enrish right. Fujiko Kano. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by spin on Monday, September 26 @ 03:40AM EST
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hey, no fair, you're stealing all the racial slur jokes. |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Theta on Saturday, September 24 @ 01:23PM EST
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Is it wrong for me to have over 50 CD-Rs of archived porno? Not all from Stileproject either. I just can't let it go, those are some of the happiest memories of my life...
*sob, fap, sob, fap, sob, fap* |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Blix on Saturday, September 24 @ 02:40PM EST
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shit, i think i have over 300g of pr0n. i need to get rid of it... maybe not |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Blix on Saturday, September 24 @ 02:43PM EST
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commet 2: i have shit like "behind the green door" to the x rated alice in woderland to the latest shit from bw, all on dvd now. |
Offload to external storage
by abb3w on Sunday, September 25 @ 12:14AM EST
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Cheapo 300GB HD: ~$130
Cheapo EIDE DVD +/- burner: ~$40
Cheapo USB/FW 5.25 enclosure for either above: ~$40
4.7 DVD+ media, 100 pk: ~$20.
It's probably just time to look into some cheap, er... "mass storage backup hardware." I'm suprised Stile hasn't gotten Newegg or similar as advertising sponsors. Of course, going with a quality Adaptec RAID 5 SATA card will set you back a chunk. I'm leaning to some cheapo NAT myself.
I was mildly disappointed that it was Melissa Milano again, rather than Melissa Ashley, but hey... for what I pay I've no grounds for complaint. =)
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Re: Offload to external storage
by Blix on Sunday, September 25 @ 01:18AM EST
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gotem all, have new 'old' pr0n dvd collection burned in-house baby, not that svcd crap either. |
Re: Offload to external storage
by FLESHMOUTH on Sunday, September 25 @ 01:18AM EST
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That chick gets on my nerves. I hate it when chicks turn fuck time into the fucking comedy hour. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! SHADDUP |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Case on Saturday, September 24 @ 04:25PM EST
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buy a DVD writer. |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Sizor on Saturday, September 24 @ 08:40PM EST
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Theta, I have to agree with what Case said. The only thing "wrong" with your archived porno is that it is on CD-R. Step up to DVD-RW or better and take your porning to the next level, my friend.
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by cold_sock on Sunday, September 25 @ 01:44AM EST
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yeah i too have about 50 cd-r's of porn.
the trick is mislabeling them so your roomate doesnt think you have that much porn. |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Sizor on Saturday, September 24 @ 08:31PM EST
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The Great Wheel of Porn has rolled around full-circle... |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by john-doe on Monday, September 26 @ 06:36AM EST
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hey stile, please can fix mandy and justina ... *pleeeeeeeeease* ;)
and btw: can you fix the assfuck-twins too? ;-) I've lost this great vid :(
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by Icemanx13 on Monday, September 26 @ 06:33PM EST
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I second the above... the second part |
Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by endergt on Monday, September 26 @ 07:51PM EST
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I second the first part...
and I hate to be a complainer, but WTF is with all the pop-ups that opened when I clicked the broken link for mandy!?!?! I always thought the best thing about this site was the lack of these popups! Please make it stop! |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by capu57 on Monday, September 26 @ 10:22PM EST
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Anybody having any problems downloading any of the files. When i go to download them the actual file can not be found. |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by spincut on Monday, September 26 @ 10:26PM EST
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mandy=broken |
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Re: Weekend Wank Fest
by spincut on Tuesday, September 27 @ 12:38AM EST
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i'm gonna just assume this is one of those things where the shit just breaks and it prolly isnt goint to be working again. |
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