Olivia Munn Because Olivia Munn and Olivia Munn
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: War Wednesday, December 16 @ 01:48PM EST [708 reads]
Well the fucker who spent 15 hours adding rockets to his motorcycle decided to puss out and take down his video because he sucks and should be destroyed. So instead, this has magically become The Olivia Munn Post because she's really hot but isn't put off by dorks and lord knows that's the holy grail on the dorky ass internet. You ever think about Fabio sitting at a computer? Of course not. He's either being treated for birds breaking his nose or hiking a mountain of amazon warrioresses naked with a sword in one hand and starbucks in the other.
Bringing Skills To The Table
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Serial Killers Tuesday, December 15 @ 04:54PM EST [489 reads]
I would like to personally apologize to each and every one of you out there for what you're about to see, but I can't. I never apologize. I'm sorry, it's just how I am.
If you're bad at doing something, you can either keep doing it with the hopes that you'll eventually be able to do it better. Or you can just stop doing it entirely. This little limey kid fancies himself an entertainer. Now, I'm not sure which course he should take. I'm quite sure a lot of musicians suck when they first start out, but they eventually learn their chops and develop a sound that people will be entertained by. And we always teach our children that they can do anything they set their mind to, which is a big collective lie we all share... kinda like Santa Claus and social security benefits. For every starry-eyed young actor who thinks he's gonna be a huge star, there are fifty that have no talent and never will no matter what they do ever ever ever ever. Ever.
So which category does this kid belong in? Should we just beat him about the face and neck with a sharp stick and discourage him from making any more of these wack-ass videos? Or let him continue to dessicate the world's oceans with the megawatt suckwaves emanating from his eye sockets in the hopes that one day someone might love him? (betcha it'll be a retard)
And he's fucking ugly to boot. Let's just give him a track suit, some gold chains, a cap that can only be worn backwards, and a hatred for authority and see if he can chav his life all up. Innit. Innit.
essequemodeia's note: If this reminded you of that kid from Mask, you can high five me in hell.
I'm Gonna Stick Your Daughter In My Yaris
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Sex Tuesday, December 15 @ 03:46PM EST [1404 reads]
Science can't prove this (because I'm making it up) but men who lust tirelessly after women grow up to have daughters that drop out of 8th grade and fuck EVERYBODY EVER. It's a shame that being really good at golf means you get to fuck whoever you want. I wish it were reversed. I'd love to fuck tons of hot women just to lower my handicap and add a few yards to my drives. Anyway, jump for an awesome commercial. And stop touching yourself, goddammit. Ceiling cat is watching.
essequemodeia's note: Really. This is how Europeans view Americans? You know, I'd really like to know the truth about this. I know we have a high number of Europeans gracing this page - sound off! Tackle us with your wisdom. But more importantly, tell us what you really think. Is this establishing a dialogue?!?!?! Nah, we're just having a conversation. And honesty rules. Let us have it. Portion us out some truth. And if you've never signed up.. go ahead, man. We want you.
Darth Vader. Sith Lord. Sissy. ?????
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Space Monday, December 14 @ 06:51PM EST [1389 reads]
Darth Vader was a bad-ass powerfully ugly motherfucker. Everybody knows that James Earl Jones did Vader's voice, but less well known is that the man who portrayed Darth Vader in the first three Star Wars films was a six foot five, bodybuilding SISSY. Jump and listen to this posh faggot deliver lines with the force of a small rain drop.
On this weeks web redemption...
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Freaks Sunday, December 13 @ 12:22AM EST [675 reads]
easyyyy writes: The baby with the giant fucking head.
essequemodeia's note: Hang on a sec. How can you offer a giant baby head redemption? All you can do is go back in time and hand daddy a condom. And the japanese cross dressing bassist is not new to BW.
Left right both just different sides of the same coin.
Posted by: Gravesend Topic: Politics Saturday, December 12 @ 12:32AM EST [832 reads]
blackvd writes: I'm curious as I come on here often and see Esse and Nero go at each other over left vs right politics. Myself I see no difference as both just represent the top 1%. Anyways I was curious if anyone here has seen this? And what your opinions of it might be. Especially old Edward Berneys as he pretty much invented consumerism. Which to me seems to be what most people think democracy is i.e. vote with your dollar. Oh also all four parts are on google video.
Gravesend's note: ...so this guy is looking for a discussion and stuff...
all your hot teen pics are BACK!
Posted by: stile Topic: Stile Project Friday, December 11 @ 08:56PM EST [448 reads]
i got a few (tons) emails cursing me for removing the picture part of stile project, so as of ....now.... they're back up, so enjoy all your gapes, dead babies, rapes, poops, and hot teens!
