Some Men Have Different Needs
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Freaks Friday, May 09 @ 10:28AM EST [25 reads]
Some men have a foot fetish, some like long stockings, and still others want to be dressed up like big babies in diapers and a lolly. This guy is in another category altogether, as he prefers to watch someone stomp miniature trains before giving out imitation crab meat.
Princess Syndrome: An American Pandemic
Posted by: Bassism Topic: Michael Jackson Thursday, May 08 @ 11:58PM EST [293 reads]
diceman writes: Princess syndrome is a mental disease that’s effecting millions of females worldwide, females that have princess syndrome are usually dumb, slutty, attention whore seeking wanna-be princesses.
Bassism's note: I HIGHLY RECCOMEND (cant stress this enough) you watch the video of Lauren Cleri to get a grasp on the cost of this debilitating disease plaguing American females. It's hilarious.
The World Is Yours... But First, Say Hello To 10 To 20!
Posted by: Bassism Topic: Drugs Wednesday, May 07 @ 11:18PM EST [1131 reads]
obfuscator writes: When I was in college and sold two pounds of weed, we didn't have advertising via text messaging. And were rewarded for it by not going to jail... Then again, maybe that's the kind of student San Diego State promotes...
Bassism's note: Shit, I'm looking at their physics department..
How to Irrigate your Nose, bros
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Something Awful Wednesday, May 07 @ 02:51PM EST [1178 reads]
Monsterdog writes: All to the tune to your fav porno sound track. Stay till the end for a nice bonus, just like Ironman.
The Nose Knows
essequemodeia's note: Here at BW on the submissions page the instructions are to format your http link as 'http://www.your-link-here.com.' You'd be fucking surprised how many people actually swap out their own link for 'http://www.your-link-here.com.' Fucking morons.
Cyclone Toll Could Top 100,000
Posted by: Bassism Topic: World News Wednesday, May 07 @ 01:14PM EST [446 reads]
YANGON, Myanmar - The top U.S. diplomat in Myanmar said Wednesday that 100,000 may have died in the cyclone that struck over the weekend and that 95 percent of buildings in the affected area are demolished.
Teacher Accused of Wizardry
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Magic Tuesday, May 06 @ 10:35PM EST [523 reads]
An Orlando teacher made a match disappear and reappear during a demonstration in class. He was accused of wizardry by a school superintendent.
In a completely unrelated note, have you ever wondered how a boomerang would perform in microgravity? Well wonder no longer! Or wonder briefly and then have your wondrousness quenched nearly immediately. Either way I'm not getting paid for this bullshit.
Honduras art = slow animal snuff
Posted by: Bassism Topic: Animals Tuesday, May 06 @ 11:31AM EST [783 reads]
ryoga013 writes: An "artist" from Costa Rica, named Guillermo Habacuc Vargas, put a starved dog as a work of art, the poor dog died there, he did not want anyone give him food or water. This monster asked some children to chase the dog and he paid them for their dirty work to give him the dog.
In that event, (in which the dog died) he was chosen to represent his country in the "Bienal Centroamericana Honduras 2008."
Yahoo for Yahoo's Own Greed!
Posted by: Bassism Topic: Various Crap Tuesday, May 06 @ 06:23AM EST [689 reads]
obfuscator writes: Maybe most of you don't give a shit about stocks, but I fucking love the game. I shorted this bitch knowing that Yahoo's inflated ego would undoubtedly fuck up this sale. Hopefully we'll see people jumping ship and watch this stock tank to less than the original $19/share. I'm shooting to double up at $14 knowing the financial peril they're in. So short it people. Short it!
I've given advice on stocks here in the past such as buying CUBA the week before Castro announced his grand exeunt and F when it hit $5 a share... my freebie this week would be PLCM. Watch this one very closely through the summer months...
And if you don't care about stocks, go eat a dick.
Bassism's note: You've just been Obfuscated..Gordon Gecko style, bitch.
