Multiple Ant Colonies? Nah, Try One Gigantic Global One
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Animals Thursday, July 02 @ 08:21AM EST [223 reads]
I remember growing up and hearing stories in school about Indians (come Native Americans) torturing white devils by binding their limbs and planting them on top of an anthill and pouring honey all over them. Man, those free-roaming land-respecting red people were fucking hardcore. Scalps? What Tarantino fodder. Who thinks about humiliating an enemy to the point of chopping off their top hair? I'm more Khan-like in my approach to revenge. I always ask my most hated enemies to pick me up from the airport, and guilt the fuck out of them when they say maybe.
The Worlds Scariest Fucking Animals. Fuck This Shit.
Posted by: christonacrutch Topic: Animals Tuesday, June 30 @ 03:21PM EST [1245 reads]
So, I stumbled across this guy's blog today. Inside i found some fucking scary shit that lives on our planet. It is our planet, for now. Until some of these motherfuckers really get their ass in gear and start eradicating us.
Look here, while you still can. That fucking worm is going to fix that really fucking quick.
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Japanese Movie Trailers Are Weird
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Japan Tuesday, June 30 @ 02:55PM EST [693 reads]
The movie is Robogeisha. The voiceover is done by the Japanese equivalent of a male Kathleen Turner. Who, if you've been paying attention, is actually a man in drag. That's what she tells people anyway.
After watching this trailer, I could picture a smokey room full of japanese twenty-somethings getting high and writing down cool shit they want a robotic geisha to do that maybe haven't been tried yet. If one has been done before they decide to just kitsch it all up and make it cartooney. I'm hoping this is a B-movie even in Japan, because it really sucks. But then again you can buy used panties in vending machines over there, so yeah. Japanese people are some strange motherfuckers.
essequemodeia's note: This movie looks so bad Terrell Owens must have been involved.
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Billy Mays Dead?
Posted by: essequemodeia Topic: Dead Babies Sunday, June 28 @ 11:29AM EST [911 reads]
Dang, celebs are dropping like flies lately. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays? That motherfucker was on the tonight show like a week ago.
And yet Carrot Top, Wayne Brady, Brian Peppers, Andy Milonakis, those faggoty-ass Geico cavemen, the Jonas Brothers, and Drew Carey are still stealing our oxygen. This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Shamwow won the war, bitch. Now you can't scream at me about laundry detergent ever again. Perhaps your fat bearded ass should have been pitching nitroglycerin instead of oxiclean. *makes pretend wanking motions like a muhfucker*
michael jackson dead at 50 - little kids around the world rejoice!
Posted by: stile Topic: Michael Jackson Thursday, June 25 @ 05:13PM EST [1918 reads]
I FINALLY GET TO USE THE FUCKING MICHAEL JACKSON TOPIC. This is the best thing to happen to his career since THRILLER.
Michael Jackson Dies
We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.
Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.
We're told one of the staff members at Jackson's home called 911.
La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.
Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.
I wonder if LeVar Burton ever featured these on the Reading Rainbow
Posted by: christonacrutch Topic: Fiction Wednesday, June 24 @ 01:03PM EST [768 reads]
